real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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