Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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