just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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