your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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