genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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