it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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