but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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