We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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