she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the day after is always just damage control
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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