btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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