girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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