Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
After tacos, we're chasing women.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
