they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
