everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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