im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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