please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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