Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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