it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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