Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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