Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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