i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He has the fingertips of a God
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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