Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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