would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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