No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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