Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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