please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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