Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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