you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I understand Curling. That high.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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