I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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