I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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