just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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