Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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