it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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