is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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