He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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