You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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