More tranny stories later!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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