Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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