Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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