we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Your dad touched me again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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