My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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