i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I think I am morally bankrupt
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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