just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the day after is always just damage control
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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