so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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