Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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