Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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