I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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