Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
