What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Randomize