idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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