There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
a search helicopter?!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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