Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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