i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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