i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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