The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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