I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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