no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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