Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think a kid would responsible me up
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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